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Naked?
Hmmm. Hold on! Ahhh. Wait, it's on the tip of my tongue...yes...yes...and here it comes! It's a thought! What did you think it was? Giving some reflection time to winning ex back, an analogy of nakedness came up. It's a good one to share with you because if you are about to embark on the journey of winning your ex back, and if you bet it all, you hardly want to be asleep at the wheel. And actually, you may want to show up "naked". Let me explain...
A Cheap Shot
Being still in love with your ex pushes you to win them back and be together again. No matter how, do ANY means of winning your ex back matter in the whole scheme of things? Imagine they are now secretly entering your mind just to peek in and gather what you are up to. Do you still care about them? They can see you are at wits' end, but ready to learn how to win them back. In fact, you've just picked up ideas of "Top 10 Easy-As-Pie Shameless Tricks and Dirty Tactics to Make Your Ex Crawl Back to You on the Double". Brilliant!
In their mind's eye, when they see you cooking this up, how do they feel? How would you feel seeing a cunning plan aimed at your heart with full vengeance? My grandma would say, "As ye sow, so shall ye reap." But let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we?
A Barn Burner
Armed to the teeth like a two-faced, ground-rules-unaware Rambo, you decide to send them PHONY text MESS-iges to make them jealous? You explode a few misguided missiles in their heart and drive the dagger just a bit more in while twisting and picking apart ALL their shortcomings and faults you can come up with. Maybe, you can blackmail them somehow? How about ridiculing and hit them with it when they feel so low and vulnerable?
"I still remember what you did last summer!" Maybe another dose of lies will air the dirty laundry from the previous mudslinging fights. How about the almighty sex cure? Case closed! As useful as a lead balloon and all bent out of shape, these guerilla tricks and tactics arm you with layers of enough firepower to destroy what you say you love and call "your better half".
The Naked Way
Instead of grasping at straws of friction, out-to-lunch hurts and dressed up like a merciless warrior, smart partners strip themselves naked instead while on the path to winning ex back. Well, kinda. They realize the truth - they really love them. But, they've made a mistake. They realize another fact - they need flow, simplicity, forgiveness and honesty to be on their side to have a straightforward chance of getting back together.
Admitting own faults, realizing that being happy together is MUCH better than having the upper hand of being right and timed sincere apologies match "gunning" for the goal of winning ex back in a lighter, smoother, yet still exciting way. In fact, oftentimes it feels like standing there "naked" in front of them with nothing but your heart speaker on.
The tune that comes out resonates with their heart. It gives them silly goose bumps. Heck, you have the 'goosies'all over you, too. And when at that moment you look in their eyes, you realize that winning ex back just became reality for you.
Now, right before your eyes, there is a guy going to tell you the rest of the story about how winning ex back gets even better if you use these tried-and-true steps thousands used to win their ex back with love.
Naked Vinyl Cover Art- Selling Sex And Music
As we continue our look at 'naked vinyl' album cover art, let's explore two other companies who capitalized on the fad and what has transpired since.
In the last article, we discussed two West Coast record labels that were prolific and utilized 'naked vinyl' to sell their record albums. Not to be outdone by their counterparts, many East Coast record labels followed suit. None were more successful than the Davis and Que record labels and both of them focused on saucy songs and risqué nude cover art. Davis, in particular, had a cavalcade of stars that would churn out 'double entendre' songs that had been popularized on the Vaudeville stages. In fact, the owner of the label, Joe Davis, also wrote some of the songs and brought talented entertainers to the genre as well as a classic line of album cover art. The Que record label produced more of the same material, but the records were dubbed as "sexucational,' with songs and stories to inform the uninitiated.
In 1967, it seems that the attitudes about 'naked vinyl' had changed over the years, being replaced by peace, love-ins and flower children. When Jimi Hendrix released his album "Electric Ladyland," that featured Jimi surrounded by naked and buxom beauties, it created quite a stir. The cover was replaced, but the genre did not go away altogether, rather it was replaced by pop-art covers, psychedelia and slender, beautiful European women who would grace various covers from a multitude of musical genres.
Maybe the fad had run its course; the gimmick wasn't nearly as popular by the end of the 60's. But, now instead of getting coarse comedy, stag party specials and often quality music to accompany the 'naked vinyl', instead it became an avenue and a tool to release terrible music, by not so talented musicians; all packaged in a sexy cover and priced to sell.
Foreign music from Italy, France and Germany and other countries flooded the market with substandard music, but they all had one thing in common-'naked vinyl 'covers. Cover versions and greatest hits compilations were hastily recorded and rushed to press, all including that special feature that the record companies knew the public would enjoy, never mind the music. In the 1970's, the 'easy listening' music boon was in full swing, full of Hammond organ medleys, smoochy-sax covers of pop hits and ear-bending violins destroying popular classics. Artists such as Gil Ventura, Klaus Wunderlich and the 'Latin Lounge Lizard' covers of Robert Delgado were all cashing in on the fading fad.
In addition the 70's saw an exotic extravaganza of foreign music that the public would probably have never have gotten to hear, sans the 'naked vinyl' album covers. Mysterious countries all of a sudden were thrust into the music spotlight, from Borneo to the shores of South America and Africa. No country or culture was excluded. From the erotica landslides of misguided music of traditional song, all merged with native naked women in exotic poses that were happily hawking the substandard music.
In the late 70's, another phase of 'naked vinyl' came in the "disco era." The Ohio Players released a wonderful erotic series of 'almost' nude cover art. Sexual innuendo on the form of an album cover was not lost with the disco 'divas' "Silver Convention," whose cover for their album called "Save Me" created waves. Their frontal nudity of "Discotheque Volume Two," not only features their big hit of the era "Get Up and Boogie," but a startling cover of a handcuffed female. Blended in with a list of steamy, seductive songs, the cover grabbed audiences' attention as well as their eyes.
But as the disco era closed and the 70's drew to a close, society seemed to tire of the market and album cover nudity was no longer a mainstream wonder. Album cover artists and record companies all left sex to the imagination and returned to the safe images and cover art that was G-rated. With the advent of the compact disc, album cover art was led into the annuls of music history and pretty much became a non-issue. But, there have been some historic naked album covers since then. Let's explore a few.
Leave it to John Lennon to create a stir, he was a master at creating controversy and knew how to draw media attention to whatever he was doing. In 1968, Lennon and Yoko Ono released their album called "Two Virgins," with the front cover displaying a full-frontal nude image of them. The back cover showed the same image, but from behind. They were forced to replace it (they sold it in a brown paper wrapper) and copies of the album were impounded as obscenity in some jurisdictions.
The rock band Blind Faith had a cover that pictured a topless pubescent girl in 1969, and the U.S. record company had it reissued with an alternative cover showing a photograph of the band. The Scorpions actually had two "naughty" covers that caused a stir, 1976's "Virgin Killer," also featured a topless young girl and was replaced with a photo of the band. In 1979, the band released "Lovedrive," with a man and a woman in the back seat of a car. The woman's chest is exposed and the man was pulling bubble gum off of her breast and the album was repackaged.
But the band Jane's Addiction got it right when, anticipating trouble, released the 1990 album called "Ritual de lo Habitual" with two covers. One cover, which featured singer Perry Farrell's artwork (male and female nudity), was released along with a 'clean' version of the cover with the text of the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, that promotes free speech.
All we can ask is where was the censorship in the heyday of 'naked vinyl' album cover art? Now pop artists, rappers and rock and rollers can sing and say anything they want on a record. You can turn on the radio and hear the "Frankie Goes To Hollywood" sexual number "Relax,", but god forbid you show any nudity on an album cover.
But all is not lost for the lovers of 'naked vinyl' cover art, as the 90's and beyond have seen album cover art and specifically 'naked vinyl' return as record companies and designers are not afraid to use the human body to sell music. Vinyl is back, with the public demanding the format as well as the album cover art that accompanies it, no matter what the format, because as we have all learned; sex sells.
About the Author
Author Robert Benson writes about rock/pop music, vinyl record collecting and operates
http://www.collectingvinylrecords.com
, where you can pick up a copy of his ebook called "The Fascinating Hobby Of Vinyl Record Collecting." Contact Robert at robert@collectingvinylrecords.com
Would the naked man work on you?(for girls) or guys i guess if theyre gay?
How i met your mother episode.
You find an excuse to go to the girls house after a date and you get naked while she goes somewhere. then you wait till she comes back. Youre naked and she laughs and says ok.
Hahahaha. I watched that epsiode last night, but no. It would not work on me. We'd have a Barney situation if a naked man was in my apartment. Though I would probably laugh first.
Naked man talked down from billboard
Perth police have talked a naked man with a handgun down from the top of a large billboard.
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